"One ought to," she replied. "I was thinking way more than that," I said.
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I figured it's only getting lawnger.
A hoarderculturist!
Luckily it was one of my bad tires.
A little girl was usually driven to school by her grandad but one day he was ill so her grandma took her instead. That evening her parents asked her how the journey was. “It was very different”, she said. “How's that”, they asked. “Well”, she said, “during the whole journey we didn't see a single tosser, blind idiot, stupid bastard or wanker”.
Two Test Tickles.
Officials said that Harley's aren't fair.
Because every time someone says "Oh God," the other starts praying instead of playing.
He sets a speed trap.
An electric wheelchair helps disabled people, and an electric chair helps disable people.
To cover their butt-quack.
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